Gone too far.

Their 1 year anniversary, dating, was getting closer & closer. Nicki wanted to do something really special for SB. He was always the one to plan surprises & do amazing things for her, she thought it was her turn. She just didn't know what exactly she would do yet.


Nicki was now on her way to rehearsals for her arena tour that started in 20 days. She's been practicing very new, fresh moves with Laurie Ann. She wanted to go all out for this tour & she definitely would.


"Wassup boom kack." Nicki said.


"Heyyyyy babygirl." Laurie said, smiling.


They hugged.


"So I hear that you & SB's anniversary is coming up. Gimme the details girl..." Laurie said, all excited.


"I'm trying to think of what I want to do for him. I just don't know yet. It gotta be crazy tho." Nicki said.


This conversation just continued on & on with ideas for about 2 hours, while they were dancing.


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Nicki was now drenched. Sweat & all. She got in Laurie's shower really quick.


She was now off to brunch with Lauren & Candi & TT.


"Byeeee Laurie!!! See ya on Wednesday."


Nicki hugged Laurie.


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" What about a party?" Lauren said.


"We like to partayyyyyy!!" TT said.


Nicki laughed.


"I mean, I don't know. Why would you have a party to celebrate an anniversary though?" Nicki said.


"Idk... but if you have a party, lemme know. Betta be open bar." Candi said.


Nicki was defeated with laughter at how serious Candi was about what she just said.


"You fuckin drunk goose!!" Nicki said.


They all 3 noticed how happy Nicki seemed to be today. They began wondering.


"Girl you are GLOWING!!!" Lauren said.


"SB been going hammertime on that thang lately huh?" Candi said.


"Dick so fat, he got Nicki pussy throbbing." TT said.


Nicki laughed & covered her face from all her blushing.


"Yall shut up! It is just the lotion..." Nicki said.


Her cheeks were so red right now.


They all laughed. Nicki was a terrible liar.


Nicki's phone rang.


It was a private number, she was kind of scared. Especially with all that's been happening.


"Hello.." she said, all shyly.


"Hey babe..."


She smiled & let out a sigh of relief, it was her boo. :)


"Heyy... what's up?"


"Nothing, over here at the beach with my wife."


"Oh verd bew??" she said all ratchet.


"Yeah that's the thing I was trying to tell you..."


"I'm at brunch with Devon.." Nicki blurted out.


She knew this would make SB just cringe.


"You play too much." he said, all serious.


"You started nigga." Nic said.


"Anyways, I miss you baby."


"I miss you too pookie kins." Nicki said.


The girls were just sitting back listening to them being all mushy mushy & cute.


"No.. You hang up first.."


Nicki laughed.


The girls couldn't believe how corny Nic & SB were. They were truly inlove.


"Alright bye.."


"Muuuuuaahhhh" Nic said.


She got back to conversation with her girls.


They just stared at her.


"What?" she said, taking a bite of her salad.


"You know what..." Lauren said, smirking.


"I really don't." Nicki said. She was back to blushing again.


The girls laughed.


"Y'all are just too cute." TT said.


"Aint nothing but a hair flip." Nic said, flipping her hair like a diva.


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Nicki was now with her wedding planner, Karen.


"Hey carebear!!!" Nicki said.


She hugged Karen.


"Hey nic!!"


"So, I wanted to ask if you could help me put together like this anniversary party or something... Our 1 year anni is coming up & I wanna do it big. Bigger than the yacht party he surprised me with." Nicki kept on rambling on.


Karen was just taking notes of everything Nicki had in mind.


"Well we can definitely get this on & poppin. It'll be fun!" Karen said.


"Yayy!!" Nicki said.


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Nicki & SB were now doing a ustream that they promised the barbz from getting 12 million followers.


"So barbz... the moral of the story is.... bitches aint shit & Onikafaree is poppin. You ugly bitches is flopping!! It's barbie biiiiitttchhhhh!!!" she said, before shutting the laptop like always.


Safaree was now on his way downstairs.


The doorbell rang.


Nicki payed it no attention since he was headed down there.


5 minutes later, it rang again.


"Safaree....." she said, getting scared.


The doorbell was now ringing repeatedly & whoever it was, now began pounding on the door trying to break in.


She was now so scared out of her mind.


She grabbed her steel bat from under her bed & her mase & her tazer gun.


"Let's go bitch!!" she whispered, creeping down the stairs.


She just couldn't open the door, such a risk. They would soon break it down anyways.


She let out a sigh & reached for the knob.


She opened the door & to her surprise, nobody was there.


She walked outside & still saw nothing.


The door behind her shut closed.


She jumped.


She was scared & pissed at the same time, it was raining & she only had a bra & thong on.


"Open the fucking door!!!!" she banged on the door a few times & it magically opened.


She slowly walked into the kitchen with heavy caution.


Some shit could pop off at any minute.


She crept to the kitchen & still saw nothing.


She just gave up & grabbed a water from the fridge.


"I'm going crazy..." she said.


She turned around & saw a tall man with a mask on similar to Jason's...


She freaked out.


She mased them in their eyes & got them good with her tazer gun.


"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Nicki, wtf!!" Safaree dropped to the floor, rubbing his eyes heavy.


She was shocked.


"Oh my god, baby are you okay?!?!"


"Hell no!!!! You just attacked me..."


"Blame yourself for pulling a joke on me, jokes on you."


Nicki couldn't help but laugh, this was kinda funny.


Payback is such a bitch.


She got water from the fridge & began pouring it all over his face.


"Oh boyyyy!!!!!!!" she said.


This wasn't helping him AT ALL. In fact, his screams became louder. It was getting worse. Unbearable. 


Safaree couldn't take it.


Nicki didn't know what else to do, so she would just take him to the hospital.


She ran upstairs & grabbed her purse off her bed.


As she ran downstairs & got to the kitchen, her purse caught onto the stove.


She tripped to the floor because of this.


"Yo what the fuck" she said.


SB laughed.


"Boy be quiet, you can't even see & shut up before I mase you again."


He stopped.


She got her purse from the stove & left out.


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"So Mr. Samuels your eyes should be completely fine by the morning. Other than that, you're just going to have to bare the pain." the doctor said.


"Alright doc." SB said.


He didn't really mind, most of the pain went away already, but it would come back at the most random times.


"How exactly did this sting happen?" the doctor said.


Nicki & SB didn't tell the doctor that she mased him, thinking she might get introuble, so the doctor called it a sting, not knowing.


They looked at eachother, clueless as what to say.


"Well I wa..."


Nicki interrupted him.


"He mased himself, accidentally." Nicki said.


"Oh my!! What was running thru your brain?"


SB just looked at Nicki, who was trying to hold in her laughter.


"I don't even know doc, but we may be back later for another accident."


Nicki caught onto what he said & backed up.


"Oh verd??" she said.


They got up & left out, heading back home.


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It was now 1am.


They were 2 blocks away from the house & saw about 5 fire trucks.


They payed it no mind.


They noticed that the trucks were heading the same exact direction.


At this point, they were both praying to God that nothing happened to their home.


5 minutes later they pull up to their house, in a state of shock.


"Oh my lord jesus!! It's a fire!!!"

Lmaoooooooo did yall read that in the ratchet lady's voice in that bronchitis video???